I’m guilty as charged! I have been caught in my gown TWICE in a weeks time! People, what in the world!?!?! Do I need to wake up and immediately have clothes waiting for me to hop into? I think I need a set-up like Jane Jetson. Remember how she would go through a tube and have her clothes on and then she could instantly have her hair and makeup fixed?

Well, the other day, I have to admit IT WAS PASSED 8AM (sarcasm) on Monday morning when the first offense occurred. I love the sweet lady who came, but if you guys know me — you know that people pop in all of the time. MANY in this community have caught me in my robe and with my hair in a towel. Of course you probably read my post about having some white stuff on my face a few weeks ago, remember?!?!?!? Anyway, back to last Monday, my doorbell rang. I couldn’t hide because my daughter was already yelling, “MOMMY, SOMEBODY IS AT THE DOOR AND IT ISN’T DADDY!!!!” Normally, putting on my robe wouldn’t be an issue, but somehow, somewhere I got a huge stain on my robe. I think it sat under something wet and now the stain won’t come out. So what choice did I have but to put on the ugly stained robe and go to the door. My beautiful friend was all dolled up and I looked like the hag who had just rolled out of bed. Ha. Dang.

Then TODAY at 7:15am, I’m actually starting to read your blogs and DING DONG! Oh NO, IT CAN’T BE!!! Sure enough, a man was at the door. Oh for cryin’ in the rain. Why does this happen to me. I HAD TO RUN TO THE DOOR BEFORE HE AWAKENED MY DAUGHTER. I saw it was my friend Dax (Jennifer, I know you are cracking up at this point) who wanted to leave us some money for something my husband purchased for him. Seriously, somehow I supernaturally crained my neck around the door — only exposing my shoulder and my face. He whispered, “Oh, sorry! Here, take this money” and he ran away. I probably scared him away. I hadn’t brushed my hair … it was only 7:15am.

Oh, someone PLEASE invent a Jane Jetson super dresser-upper for me PLEASE. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Ok, per request, here is a picture of my new SHORT (scream) hair cut. I didn’t straighten it this morning and it is raining. You get the picture.