Today I link with MckMama at My Charming Kids to “not” confess some of the silly things I did since last Monday!
It wasn’t me who looked all over her den for her glasses.
It wasn’t me who got really frustrated when I couldn’t find them in the normal location!!!
It wasn’t me who blamed my innocent daughter — just to realize THEY WERE ON MY FACE! Nope, not me!
It certainly wasn’t me who ate one piece of my daughter’s Valentine’s Day chocolates. (I promise, next week I WILL NOT POST ABOUT CHOCOLATE!)
I mean ONE PIECE A DAY … until they were gone!
No mother would be so driven to eat those brown jewels that she would steal from her unsuspecting innocent toddler.
Nope, not me!
Besides, the stores are full of those little heart-shaped, chocolate-filled boxes and can be replaced at the bat of an eye. Right?
Ha.
Don’t worry, there were only THREE pieces in the heart box. Not like this scrumptious looking collection below!
Now THAT is some candy! (Ok, do you see SOMEONE has a problem here?)
It wasn’t me who stopped my vehicle and did a wolf-whistle at a friend.
It wasn’t me yelling out of the window like a bonafied redneck!
It wasn’t me embarrassed by having people behind me who witnessed the redneck action and THEY KNEW ME. lol (Of course, it is always funny to see how many people look up — assuming they are the recipients.)
It wasn’t me who actually had a rather uneventful week (thank You Lord) — so that means a VERY SHORT “Not Me” Monday!
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You made me laugh, lol
You always give me a good chuckle, Beth. A wolf whistle, huh? As far as the glasses go, I have reading glasses. Let me tell you, that’s what happens as you age. Everything looked blurry overnight, it seemed. Anyway, I put the glasses on the top of my head and forget about them. So, I’m always feeling for them or looking for them too.
I was glad to read your comment this morning and know that we have much in common. BTW, I have a draft of an email I keep meaning to finish and send off to you. Some of our background is also similar. When I have a moment, I’ll get it off to you. Have a great day.
The glasses were on your face the whole time?? Hahaha
Enjjoy your chocolate…one piece at a time!
LOL… we need a chocolaholics anonymous, don’t we??
You are so hilarious. I just want to know… do you talk with a southern accent? It will help me as I read to ‘hear’ you in a true light. LOL
That was funny!! I have put them on my head and forgotten them, and those chocolates looked yummie. I asked my hubby not to spend money on that, flowers, or balloon. Instead we bought us 2 rocking chairs(for the front porch), and a surround sound system for the back yard(for the new tv we got for xmas) We are so blessed.
This was for sure funny, I could feel you laughing as you were typing this as well.
happy valentines
blessings
Oh, girl, a wolf whistle?! Hahaha Do you whistle with your fingers in your mouth? That’s how I whistle! I wish I could have seen your face when you realized you knew the people behind you! Haha
I am guilty about my glasses being on my face and looking everywhere for them, too! (BTW…very cute pic of you!) Gee whiz…are you more like ME or am I more like YOU? You’d fit right in around these here parts of SW Virginia!
Loves me some chocolate…I’ve been raiding Bo’s bag o’ goodies this entire weekend. ;o)
Have a great week!
Love ya,
Beth E.
Those were so funny. Model did that the other day with her glasses too, only they were in her hand. LOL too funny.
I love the wolf whistle too. Hysterical.
Too funny!
It wasn’t me who ATE ALL the rest of the chocolates! (Why do I even buy it????) I have to apologize whenever there is chocolate and explain that I can’t help it- the chocolate monster overtakes me! But, I received a heart shaped box of chocolates (and not the cheap stuff!)AND shared them all with my family.
Blessings!