Not me, I wasn’t the one who turned our bathroom hand towel around to hide the dirty side (just to avoid having to wash it this week). Nope, not me.
Not me, I didn’t make up my bed with sheets that NEEDED to be washed just so my house would appear straight. Ha. Not I!
It certainly wasn’t me who continued to fill up the liter box again so that I wouldn’t have to scoop it (yet)! Surely whoever keeps doing this would learn her lesson!
Not me, I didn’t insult the hostess of a beautiful party because of my southern sense of humor! If someone said with a smile on her face, “I wish you would have cleaned up this house before you had this party” — wouldn’t you KNOW she meant the opposite? By the stunned look, someone immediately had to explain herself — whew, not me. lol
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Those were great. The bed one sounds just like me. I totally have to have a straight house. LOl
Thanks for the follow. I can’t wait to get to know you better!
Mimi
I do not love your laziness because it’s on a par with mine!
Gee, that sounds an awful lot like my house EVERYday. LOL (although, it really ISN’T me…that’s what everybody else says, “not me”)
Those were great! Have you been sneaking around in my house? Sounds just like me! Especially, the cat’s box…I hate to empty it but it eventually has to be done, huh?
Have a great day! It’s rainy and nasty here with threat of turning to ice…bring it on!
((hugs))
So, how’d that big ol’foot in your mouth taste? hahaha! Too funny! I’ve NEVER said something I’ve regretted…NOT ME! :o)
Beth,
Too cute, my friend. Loved the pics that you came up with to go along with it…just too cute!
Happy Monday!
Southerness is a gift!!
These were so funny and sooo me!
Thanks for all of the comments sweet friends! You guys are the best. <3
Love!
Beth
Great post Beth!!!
Please come on over to my Speak on it with LisaS to receive an AWARD that I’d like to present to you.
I love your honesty. I’ve done a few things like that myself. Ever throw stuff under the bed when someone is coming over? Or in the closets?
Those are cute Beth.
My husband loves to scoop the litter box – I’ll send him over before your cat thinks those dirty sheet are a better place to leave her gifts! Great not me’s!
No that wasn’t you… it was me… except no cats in this house. LOL
Thanks for all of the comments. I have made myself laugh reading over these — unfortunately they are ALL true! I did change my sheets yesterday AND scoop the cat liter … finally. Stinkin’ cat. argh.
Love,
Beth
Too funny my friend! Isn’t great to know we are not all perfect!
Your not me’s are very funny!! I love the pictures you chose to go along with them!!
Ha! Great entires. Loved the one about the sheets…maybe I should try that…he he
God bless!
Amanda