Today I link with MckMama at My Charming Kids to share some things I’d rather not admit. If you’re one of the two people in the blogosphere who don’t participate in this crazy blog carnival — join in on the fun! Just visit MckMama HERE.
Ok friends, strap on your seat belts and hang on tight!
NOT ME … I wasn’t going through withdrawals while we put Not Me Monday on hold out of respect for MckMama and Stellan. It isn’t supposed to be ME on the stretcher. Ha.
It also WASN’T ME who had a TON of “Not Me” FODDER over the past several weeks! It certainly wasn’t me who couldn’t REMEMBER ANY OF IT! Argh!!!
Not me! I didn’t send my sweet husband out of town so that I could have 48 hours to play online without any supervision. Ha. Not me! I would utilize my time much better than that! I certainly didn’t stay up until 1:30 – 2:00 each morning — catching up on my friend’s blogs. Nope, not ME!
Not me — I didn’t drop our Labrador’s pain pill down the vent in the kitchen floor (never to be found again I assure you). I also didn’t do it AGAIN the next day! Scream! I wouldn’t be so clumsy! These pills only cost over $100 a bottle!
Ha! Not me! I didn’t take pictures of the red things in our house (for a meme) just to delete some of them — DUST — then retake. Oh my gosh — I WOULDN’T let my house look like that. Oops! (Don’t tell Momstheword!)
It wasn’t me! I wasn’t the Mom so exasperated in the drive-thru that I ORDERED OUR FOOD TO GO! ROFL! Poor Mom — glad it WASN’T ME!
It certainly wasn’t me — a country girl — who drove her lawnmower just to discover that the REASON the wheel wouldn’t turn was BECAUSE THE TIRE HAD COME OFF OF THE RIM! LOL Surely, someone with sense would have realized that there was a PROBLEM!
OH MY GOSH — IT DEFINITELY WASN’T ME (I wish) who thought she was picking up a leaf on her parent’s floor JUST TO FEEL IT SQUISH! It wasn’t me who screamed and ran in place!!!! It certainly wasn’t me who had PICKED UP A CAMEL CRICKET!!!!! SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! FOR CRYIN’ IN THE RAIN! Those are close relatives to a spider folks! Just look at the nasty squishy creature! It also wasn’t me who taught by example to scream over bugs. IT ISN’T MY DAUGHTER who screams when she sees a fly now. Oops! It isn’t me who still wants to scream just from seeing this picture below! Seriously!
OH MY GOSH — IT DEFINITELY WASN’T ME (I wish) who thought she was picking up a leaf on her parent’s floor JUST TO FEEL IT SQUISH! It wasn’t me who screamed and ran in place!!!! It certainly wasn’t me who had PICKED UP A CAMEL CRICKET!!!!! SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! FOR CRYIN’ IN THE RAIN! Those are close relatives to a spider folks! Just look at the nasty squishy creature! It also wasn’t me who taught by example to scream over bugs. IT ISN’T MY DAUGHTER who screams when she sees a fly now. Oops! It isn’t me who still wants to scream just from seeing this picture below! Seriously!
Ok men/brothers/males … this is where you get off of the train! Warning … you don’t want to see what is next, just move on to the next blog. Women, you will so relate to this … sigh.
It wasn’t my daughter who had the following conversation with her Daddy yesterday! (And don’t worry, you WILL NOT be getting a picture to go with this one!)
Daughter: Daddy, are these your breast-tess (the way she said it)?
Daddy: Yes Princess.
Daughter: They aren’t poking out like Mommy’s …
Daddy: (Waited to see where this was going.)
Daughter: Mommy’s breast-tess hang down and point out (motioning her hand down to HER WAIST!!!!)!
Daddy: Yes Princess.
Daughter: They aren’t poking out like Mommy’s …
Daddy: (Waited to see where this was going.)
Daughter: Mommy’s breast-tess hang down and point out (motioning her hand down to HER WAIST!!!!)!
I sure am glad that wasn’t my child. Nope NOT ME! I’m glad I don’t have that issue!
Ok, for those brothers whose curiosity got the best of you — I warned ya!
On a serious note — PRAISE GOD THAT BABY STELLAN IS HOME! I am rejoicing that he seems to be doing so well! God bless this sweet boy and his family!
For more NMM posts … find MckMama HERE.
Beth~
I can’t believe you picked up that creepy crawling disgusting thing! I would’ve died right then and there! Yucko!
I LOVE the conversation between your daughter and hubby! That totally cracked me up! That’s the thing about kids…they call it like they see it! Such an endearing trait, isn’t it? LOL!
Kids are too cute. They just speak their mind with such innocence.
And that bug, EWWW! K doesn’t like bugs either. But then again, neither does her daddy. lol
That was so cute. Here I am with insomnia…reading blogs…don’t I know I’ve got to be up in 2 hours.
O.k. when I posted it said 7:05 but it’s 4:05 here. Blessings…but that wouldn’t be me…reading blogs instead of trying to get back to sleep.
That cricket thing just grossed me right out. Ordering you food “to go” from the drive thru is an instant classic.
Have a wonderful day!
Oh my WORD! These not me’s are NOT funny.
For cryin’ out loud, woman.
At first, I was a little confused on your drive-thru. I thought maybe you intended to go through the drive-thru but eat inside. NOT ME. Then I realized you meant you SAID to the attendee you wanted to place an order to go. I’m trying to contain my laughter here. NOT ME.
The conversation with hubs and daughter…oh my word. You left out his response. What was that? I’m imagining dumb-founded and at a loss for words. What in the world does one say but nod and bite one’s lip.
Dropping the pill….I for whatever reason was standing over the sink as I dispensed my pill. WHAT in the world…yet I was dumbfounded as I saw the tiny thing plop down the sink. It was resting on the very edge of the bottom part…you know the like little spokes with spaces between. I thought, go gentle and grab it with my finger tip and glide it up. Irk…it slipped but it jumped over to the other spike and not down the sink. I got it on the second try. As I put it in my mouth, I thought this is sick. I would never eat anything out of the sink or that was on the way to the drain. It seems that is just not a cleanly place from which to eat. I rinse my sink often but not enough to eat from. Urg.
I’m still alive, germs and all that went down with said pill.
So, why were you standing over the vent twice dispensing his pills?
🙂
Thanks for the laughs…laughing with you NOT at you because things things did NOT happen to you but to someone else.
Oh, yuck! I would’ve screamed too if I had picked up that thing!
I had to laugh over your daughter’s “breast-tess” convo with her dad…tooo funny! And, THANK YOU for not posting any pics with that one! LOL
Regarding the vent you keep dropping pills in…have you considered placing a piece of mesh between the vent and the hole in the floor? Something with holes small enough to catch those expensive pills! Air would still circulate through it…just a thought. :o)
Love you,
Beth
Nope… wasn’t you!
That is too cute… and your daughter… hahaha. So cute!
Sooooooooo funny, girliefriend! I REALLY will do this some day – just not TODAY!
Oh my goodness, girl…you’ve got me crying!!! I have laughed so hard over these but the breast-tess…OMG…that got me! How funny!
As for the cricket…that critter needs squishing! I will keep my long legged mosquito looking bug that was OUTSIDE and you can have that nasty looking creature. My son just walked in while I was reading it, stopped to answer the phone and I paused on the cricket. He said loudly…what in the world is that thing!
As for staying up late on the computer…I thought you went to bed early! ? You must have been dying to get every minute online you could to be up that late. For me…that is my normal bedtime…12-1…everynight and up at 6:30AM.
I love reading you Not Me Mondays! You always make me laugh so hard…I need that on Mondays.
((hugs))
Woo Hoo, of course not you my friend. lol
You did have me rolling on the floor.
I NEVER spend too much time on the computer either “)
Beth, you are so much fun! I would have screamed too…and the conversation btw your daughter and husband is so funny, my girls have had that same conversation too. Oiy!
Oh you are too funny my friend! Kids are so honest in their estimations. They don’t mean to be ugly. They just tell it like they see it. Maybe we should take a lesson at times :o)
OK, I totally lost it at Breast-tess. LOL
that was hysterical.
Beth..I don’t even know where to start!!!!!! LOL
All I know is that if there was a weekly award for NMM, you would be the winner for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I enjoyed your three posts, wondering how you find the time. You all are so efficient that you can maintain and life and keep up with this blogging thing,.
Boy that poor woman who is not you! Theres a song my husband and I have sung about your issue! Do your @@@### hang low do they wobble to and fro, can you tie um in a not (well you get the idea!) Very funny list of not mes! Glad Stellan is home too! Praise God!
O MY GOODNESS! This was so cute and your daughter is so adorable. I remember all those types of questions (smile).
You are so funny with that laptop! 2am??? O my!
Love ya.
LOL! Oh, my! I don’t know which one is funnier. 😀