It is Monday — the day I enjoy linking with MckMama at My Charming Kids to share some incidents I’d rather not admit happened this past week. Don’t get too comfortable, my list is short today (believe it or not).
It wasn’t me who got together with a friend I haven’t seen in a long time! We haven’t seen each other since July — so it wasn’t JOANNE who said, “You look so much better in pictures than you do in person!” (She sees my pictures regularly on here and on facebook.) LOL! What?!?!?!? Thankfully she MEANT that in reverse. Whew. It wasn’t me who burst out laughing at her insult. (Sorry Jo Jo, I told you I would use this one!)
Nope, not me. I didn’t put a bottle of baby oil in the shower to attempt to moisturizer my skin. It also wasn’t me who almost used it as SHAMPOO!!!!! Thankfully I caught myself before I put a handful in my hair. OH DEAR! Can you imagine?!?!?!
Not me, I didn’t almost make a similar mistake in the kitchen by pouring one substance thinking it was something else. Sheesh. I especially wouldn’t admit it!
It wasn’t me who heard some wild person stopped in front of my house last night honking her horn! Not me, I didn’t run out in the cold rain WITH BARE FEET to see what the commotion was all about. There wasn’t a lady in a van holding up traffic, screaming at me that my dog was about to get killed in the road. Not me, I wasn’t out there freezing, bare footed in the cold weather and cold rain trying to get some dog named “Cuda Bear” out of the road. NO, IT WASN’T EVEN MY DOG! And yes, we finally saved the dog and found his owner. It wasn’t the owner who seemed strange and said, “The dog will probably go to you before he would me.” Hmmmm. Oh well, Cuda Bear isn’t here and is supposedly HOME. Not me, I wasn’t glad to get my cold feet in the house!
Not me! I certainly didn’t have an uneventful week that didn’t lend me any additional “Not Me” Monday fodder. Whew … that is a good thing I suppose. :o)
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Glad to see you stayed out of trouble this week! :O) Princess Sunshine is a sweetie!
Hi Beth -those were all giggle-worthy! I’m just trying to picture your face when your friend said that – too funny!!!! You are so beautiful in your picture, I can only imagine what you must look like in person. Beautiful on the inside too!!! ~Kim
Too funny my friend! Glad you didn’t put that baby oil in your hair!
I NEVER use the wrong subtances in the kitchen or in the shower!! (And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t admit to it here. LOL)
Even though your list is shorter today, it’s so you! I use baby oil in the shower as a moisturizer too but not on my hair, girl.
Oh my, the thought of baby oil in the hair LOL
These were some really great NM’s
Thank goodness you did not put that baby oil in your hair, whew! That would have been horrible, but then again it could have proven to be a wonderful conditioner, I think not! Ha! love the picture with your daughter holding the daffodils so precious!
I too have mixed things up in the kitchen and in the bathroom. Once I used bathroom airfreshner under my arms because I thought it was spray deodorant…ooops, I mean I didn’t do it.
Glad to know that your friend cleared up what she said, hahaha!
Lol, good thing you didn’t do the baby oil thing on your hair. I remember it was the first day of my Junior year in high school and I had added baby oil to the bathtub. I showed up to school with hair stuck together and greasy for TWO days! Wasn’t fun… 😐
LOL!
smooches.
Larie
I totally put conditioner on my face once instead of my face scrub. That dog story was too funny. You are so sweet to help out. LOL
Oh my goodness, I certainly got my giggles out this afternoon! Thank you for sharing, and quite creatively, I might add! 😀
Hahaha…these are great! I love the one about you running outside in your bare feet! Glad “Cuda Bear” is okay. :o)
Oh my! I can imagine the baby oil in the hair!! Whew!!
No, no, never you. lol
I cannot imagine how bad that baby oil disaster would have been!
ROFL at your friends blunder on the picture/real life thing!!! Hehe, I’d so do/say something like that!
Yes, Beth, you did warn me. (I was sick almost all of last week, so I’m now just getting to catch up on my blog reading.) And you know, the sad thing is (as if what came out of my mouth wasn’t bad enough) is that I might never have known that it came out wrong had you not reacted to it – ha!!