Today I link with MckMama at My Charming Kids to share some incidents that would be better unmentioned, but why not … it is Monday ya know.
It wasn’t ME who began to panic at the grocery store! After paying the cashier, it wasn’t ME who looked frantically for her keys just to realize they were already in HER LEFT HAND!
It wasn’t my cutie pie who had this conversation this weekend with some friends at a restaurant. Mr. Justin said, “I sleep in the dog house with Baxter.” It wasn’t MY Princess who said, “No you don’t! YOUR HEAD IS TOO BIG!” OH MY! It wasn’t her parents who wanted to crawl under the table though they could hardly contain their own laughter!
Not me! I wasn’t the woman who slammed her door behind her as she quickly left her house (just to find out that the door bounced back open and ADT SECURITIES notified the police because SOMEONE’S alarm was sounding)!
It wasn’t me. I wasn’t the one trying to get ahead of the game and spring FORWARD an hour BEFORE I went out of town (on Thursday). I wouldn’t be the one who spent all day Saturday one hour off!
It wasn’t ME who broke her last egg while trying to get it out of the carton! It also wasn’t me who DUMPED THE CARTON UPSIDE DOWN over the frying pan and let the egg ooze out! Hey, a girl has to eat!
Oh yeah, it also wasn’t me who was out of LIGHT OLIVE OIL. I certainly didn’t come up with the idea of re-using the olive oil I used to fry cornbread the night before for the EGG I wanted for breakfast. Who would do such thing? Not me. Ha.
Not to offend anyone, but IT WASN’T MY HUSBAND — the social male butterfly — who sat down next to an Amish man at a sale and started chatting. It wasn’t my husband who told him we experienced a church split because “they” didn’t believe women should be in ministry. Ok, wouldn’t he have better sense than to think an Amish man would agree with him? LOL! Of course the sweet man said, “So, do you just throw the bible out of the window? It says for women to be silent.” Oh dear. I guess I should be quiet now ….
I don’t know how I would have handled that amish man???? If women were silent a lot of people would not meet the Lord….in my opinion. I enjoyed those not me’s….it is funny but I will be frantically looking for my cell while I am talking on it….lol
I am glad to be back in touch my life has been very hectic and i am trying to get around to visiting everyone.
Beth~
I can’t tell you the times I thought I’d lost my keys or cell phone only to find that they were right there in my hand! I’m glad I’m not the only one! The story of your hubby talking with the Amish man made me laugh…women and silence don’t go hand in hand very often. LOL!
I’m with you about the keys!!! I am the world’s worse! And to think I also have to keep up with a whole set of bank keys!! Double trouble!
Have a blessed day!
~Beth
Those were great Beth. I always need a good laugh on a Monday morning. I’m notorious for “losing” my sunglasses, only to realize they are on my HEAD!
As long as you have David, you will always have a post for NOT ME, MONDAY! LOL! How funny. I feel for you w/ the egg problem. I dropped a dozen coming in from the grocery store the other day, and lost about half of them. :O(
How funny!
Oh Beth….the keys in the hand one just cracked me up! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done that and then think for sure I’ve lost my mind! lol
Happy Monday to you, sweet friend!
funny! especially your hubby’s part!
Okay…the one about your hubby with the Amish man gave me a good laugh! Haha Ask your hubby how that foot of his tasted?! LOL I’ve definitely had my share of shoe-tasting. ;o)
Blessings…
Woo Hoo, lol
This is not hysterical. This did not make my morning. This did not make me love your being more.
Seriously, girl. This was funny…love the whole cracked egg, letting it drip. Next time, try some good ol’ butter to fry your egg. 🙂
I tend to panic also when I can’t immediately find my keys.
I hate to laugh but that was funny about the ADT system sounding.
Laughing WITH you and not at you, sweet one.
Love,
Paula
The Amish man this was too funny!!! I am so with you on the whole loosing the key thing, i even went out and bought one of those things you put your keys on then clip it to your purse this still hasn’t helped!
Great not me’s you had me laughing!
Hi Beth,
This is Mae(homegirl)……I changed my blog so I though I would drop in to let you know.
I love the keys story, I do that more than I would like to admit!! What about looking for glasses to realize they are on top of your head?? Praise the Lord He gets us through! Can you imagine in a few more years!!!
I had one of those key moments today. Why am I always losing my keys?!?!
That is too funny about the Amish man. But I’ll be “quiet” now.
Love ya girl!
Girl, you always make me laugh! I love it so now I always have to visit every Monday and of course, all the other days too. I’ve had problems with my keys too. I had the people at the grocery looking for my keys only to find them in my jean’s pocket; duh!
Those are all funny. My favorite is the Amish man LOL. Since I was a little girl I have loved the Amish. I just love learning about their ways. I use to see them a lot when I was little growing up in NY.
Beth, I may have to stop visiting you on Mondays because my three-year-old asks me, “What’s wrong wit’ you mommy? Why you ‘waffing’ ‘wike’ dat?”
So I think maybe I am scaring him. lol
Oh, just love it, love it, love it. You have AWESOME ‘Not Me’ posts.
smooches,
Larie
Hahahah! My then-four year old told my new neighbor that she needed to clean her house! The thing was, she later told me she HAD cleaned it before inviting us over, lol!
Ok, Love the egg one. totally somehting that would happen over here and I would totally try and salvage it too. Laughing about the keys too. I do that all the time with things.
great not me monday I thought it was funny about you puttu=ing your clocks forward a hour. earlyer than very one els
That was too too funny!
Just came by to tell you thank you so much for the sweet comment you left on my blog about my DH and a complete healing! AMEN!!!
((hugs))
That’s funny that your husband shared his thoughts with an Amish man. I love the Amish man’s reply, though I do not share his beliefs, either. 🙂
LOL about the keys! I’ve done that before too!! I think that is a common thing!! 🙂
Each time I read a new piece of this I wondered…who was it? I have had days like those, but I hope this didn’t all happen in one day because that would be just a bit much. 🙂
Oh how funny Beth! I’ve done the same thing regarding my keys or even other things! lol… I understand the thing with the Amish too… I’m originally from the Amish country…It can be frustrating at times… but they are such nice people too!
God bless you friend…
You so crack me up! I have done the keys in front of me thing. 🙂
hilarious!