I can’t believe I forgot to add this to my “Not Me Monday” post!!! Last Saturday night we went out to eat with some friends. As we were walking out of the very busy restaurant, we walked by a big group of new Mommies. I guess they were having a Mom’s night out, but the babies were with them (not very relaxing if you ask me).
Anyway, I was following my husband out and I noticed that he practically STOPPED in front of me at this long table.
When we made our way through the crowd “Boaz” began to laugh and share what he had just done. Trust me — ONLY my husband … sigh.
He noticed this woman holding a baby close to her and being the rude man that he can sometimes be (often gazing longer than he should) stopped to look at this baby with a 
strange shaped head!
Yes, you’ve got it! “Boaz” said the baby had a head shaped like a figure eight because it was really the woman’s breast with a little head attached! ROFL!!! He thought the baby had a deformity and he was feeling sorry for the little fellow. (Again … men ….)
I’m quite certain all of those women saw my “Boaz” gawking — then saw the blood rush from his face.
Sigh … a day in my life! I guess it could have been worse! He could have patted OR KISSED the baby on the head! LOL!!!!!
That is funny!
That is hysterical!! Thanks for the sweet birthday wishes for my grandmother. 🙂
hahahaha!!!
LOL!!!! LOL!!! You gotta love it!!
Oh too funny!
O my goodness!!! Poor hubby!
Bwahahahaha! Girl, you have made my evening. ROFL! I had my hubby read this, because it sounds just like what he’d do! Oh my…I’m wiping tears from my eyes…
Ummm….I don’t think that was any accident…. 🙂
OH MY! Too funny!
Can’t resist anyone name Beth! 🙂
This was so funny. I laughed hysterically when I read it. I could see MY husband doing something just like this..
Have a great night,
Beth (in Louisiana)
That is priceless…too bad someone didn’t have a camera! LOL!
((hugs)) from AR
Jenn
I’m trying to hold my laughter in because everyone is sleeping…but my stomach muscles are actually hurting from trying to hold it in! This is hysterical, my friend.
Hugs to you today!
PRICELESS….which I could have been there for that one!